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notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-15 01:30 pm
Read Those Athletes Deserve A Better Coach!
She did not zero in on the cop directing traffic at the road, or his supervisor nearby. Oh, no. She beelined for the 100-pound "takes five months to grow a five o'clock shadow" teenage boy working there.
cakewrecks_feed) wrote2025-05-15 01:00 pmEver write an I and a C so close together that they kind of look like the letter K?
Why do I ask?
Oh, no particular reason.
Thanks to Allison E. for the royal screw-up. (And how do you figure the baker knew to use pink icing?)
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P.S. You know what goes great with pink icing? An adorable mini waffle maker... in pink:
Mini 4-inch Waffle Maker
So cute, and less than $10!
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-15 01:00 pm
I overhear a child asking their mother something as I am working at the penguin exhibit. The mother responds:
Mother: "Of course penguins can fly, they just don't want to because they're too lazy."
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-15 12:45 pmnotalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-15 12:15 pmnotalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-15 12:00 pmRead This Is How You End Up On Some List You Don’t Want To Be On
Me: "You would need a prescription from your doctor."
Customer: "Oh, you guys can't just send it to me?"
Read This Is How You End Up On Some List You Don’t Want To Be On
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-15 11:45 amnotalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-15 11:30 amnotalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-15 11:00 amI was working as temp seasonal staff in [jewellery store]. This store also sells a well known brand of crystal figurines and ornaments, some of which are limited edition for vip members only. One day it is discovered that one the these vip items has been sold out of the display case, the manager checks […]
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-15 11:00 amRead Please Try Being More Open To Our Answers
Me: “The pharmacy opens at 9:00 am. It is now 9:06 am.”
Lady: “But I waited in the drive-thru for twenty minutes.”
Me: “I understand that. But we weren’t open yet. We opened at 9:00.”
Lady: “Then why were people waiting in the drive-thru?!”
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-15 10:30 amMy father is a stickler for having dinner at 6.30, I am over at my parent’s house while they are preparing dinner. Dad “Shouldn’t you be home getting dinner ready for your husband?” Me “We don’t eat until 7.30 or 8 oclock” Dad “WHAT? You should have dinner on the table at exactly 6.30 so […]
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-15 10:00 amIt’s 2012. I’m having a stressful year. Days before my thesis is due, I’m crossing the street when I get hit by a car. Thankfully, the driver stops immediately, and I suffer only minor injuries. I get permission to submit my thesis draft late and am able to reschedule my defense, only to find out […]
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-15 09:30 amnotalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-15 09:00 amIm Quality Control in a warehouse so Im always walking around checking peoples work. Everyone knows me. To be fair to everyone we switch the radio stations every day. I have hated the song Jack and Diane because for my entire life because people think its funny to sing it to me. On this day […]
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-15 09:00 amRead We Hope He Sees The Link Between His “Tips” And The Consequences
I swiftly got a message from the owner who just “wanted to give me a few tips”. After giving me some of the worst branding advice I have ever heard, he shared this little nugget.
Read We Hope He Sees The Link Between His “Tips” And The Consequences
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-15 08:30 amnotalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-15 08:00 amnotalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-15 07:00 am
Customer: "It's still not really that tall."
Me: "Well, this is the size that our cones typically are."
Customer: "Over at [Location], they have more swirls."
Me: "Well, that may be true, but this is the size of our cones."
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